Earlier today, Goonswarm Hero and Fleet Commander Yogi Berimor called for aid in repelling invaders from our homeland:
Of course, a skirmish was had, and content provided. Let’s review:
FC takes time out of their day. Organizes a mission with coordinators, fleet channel in mumble, logi and boost channels, sets the MoTD. Ping is sent, fleet is organized and a strat pap is earned by all, fun was had.
But not for Mr Iceburge. Oh no, this member of quite possibly the most useless corporation in Goonswarm wants to cry like a bitch:
Lets review this persons amazing contributions to the game thus far
The inconvenience of having to quit another game, so that you can defend the space your corporation, its leaders, and pilots contributed all but nothing to the greater whole is a shame. Sorry that this was such a waste of your time, like you are a waste of strat paps.
Speaking of Strat paps lets review your corporations in the most recent metrics release
There is you. Not bad, but not great.
There is a retirement home for angry bitter vets, another retirement home for angry bitter vets, and then ASCEE. While your corporation was busy getting mad about earning strat paps for home defense as it cut into time spent playing HoneyPop games vs actually getting laid, other corps who’s membership’s golden years are far far FAR past them beat you hands down.
Well not your hands, your hands were busy until that strat pap was pinged. Lets review a real corporation though
KarmaFleet has more alts than BROTY has members and they got 120.5% more strat paps earned during the War of Ruses than BROTY. How sad is that.
Maybe next time you feel inclined to open your mouth about everything being a waste of time, try shutting it and just flying the fleet, then going back to Honey Pop. You fucking incel.
BONUS Content: Character Portrait matches personality for sure.
